“Why can’t miss piggy count to seventy? Because every time she gets to 69 she get a little frog in her throat.”
Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “Sure, buddy.”
Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!”
Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “No, SIR!”
Married men do not live longer than single men, it just feels that way.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.